Kingdom of Klah The Sailor’s Pocket Men’s Striped Tee
$85.00
100% cotton handprinted t-shirt (150 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions & printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks. Cotton love potion handkerchief in pocket. Klah alphabet translation for speech bubble on tag.
Accompanied by The Sailor story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.
Available in Black & White Stripe. The Baron is pictured here wearing a size Medium, is 188cm / 85kg and a standard size Large.
Description
The sailor had not always been a sailor, but he had always been a romantic. As a child he was always falling in love with things he saw or ate or smelt or thought (he once famously spent two days on his tricycle chasing a particular cloud shaped like a toucan’s foot, only to be eventually distracted by the perfect rotation of his own wheels, and finally by the delectable taste of blood as he fell slowly forwards into the spokes). By and by he managed to fall in love with being in love, and after his ship docked at certain colourful ports, he began to take sneaky doses of love potion. As well as being a romantic, the sailor was also meticulously organised, and modified all his clothing to include extra pockets, which he filled with all sorts of essential items: coconuts and cutlery, and books on identifying rare mushrooms. In the special pocket over his heart he kept a steady supply of various love remedies which he sipped and supped and chewed and swallowed when no one was looking, until he felt like the most handsome man in all of Klah – and he certainly did surprisingly well with the ladies.
100% cotton handprinted t-shirt (150 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions & printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks. Cotton love potion handkerchief in pocket. Klah alphabet translation for speech bubble on tag.
Accompanied by The Sailor story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.
Available in Black & White Stripe. The Baron is pictured here wearing a size Medium, is 188cm / 85kg and a standard size Large.
Additional information
| Weight | 0.125 kg |
|---|---|
| Size | Large, Medium, XXL, XL, Small |
Shipping Rates
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| Quantity Equal To and Above | Shipping Cost |
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| 1 | $10.00 |
| 2 | $0.00 |
The Kingdom of Klah is an island of mysterious splendor, exotic beasts and curious tales, known for many things: their unbeatable walrus-riding team (possibly unbeatable as they are the only country to partake in the sport), their breed of native singing cats, several unusual national dishes such as “fresh fig and lettuce pie” and “eggs with egg jam”, and of course, the splendid natural scenery of the small island nation, from fierce snowcapped mountains to lakes with water and trees with leaves.
Since 2012 they have been releasing Official Royal Garments in celebration of their magnificent country. Each item has been designed and written about by the Kingdom’s Master Artist Nina van der Voorn, who lives halfway between the Kingdom of Klah, an estuary in the top of the South Island, and then sometimes Europe, because three halves make a whole in Klah. “Life is pretty klah-riffic”, she says.
Sir Cecil Slipperfoot has been the Ambassador of Klah for a number of years and is widely known in the Kingdom for his voluminous hair, splendid boots, and for the time he famously won the Klah National High Jump Championships while clad in a bejewelled bearskin. He is passionate about quality cotton garments that are produced in certified ethical conditions, and one day aspires to design and produce a line of cotton head-to-slipper bodysuits, called SLIPPERHEAD. At the moment he has to be satisfied with the quality garments Kingdom of Klah currently provides. “And I am stupendously satisfied with these”, he says.
The Royal Master Artist
Terms and Conditions
The Royal Satisfaction Guarantee Wrong size / colour / a wandering eye for another character? Garments purchased from us online may be returned within 28 days of receipt, in exchange for another item of the same value. All exchanges must be unworn and returned in the same condition received in, within 28 days of receipt, including story cards. Buyer pays postage to return, we'll send you your replacement item for free. Please email [email protected] if you require an exchange.
Shipping Policy
Timeframe Many of our treasures are made to order, so please check with us beforehand if you are in a hurry - on your way to a fancy ball perhaps, or being chased by a herd of ferocious, blazing eyed Walgentrotters, who can only be placated by the sight of a Kingdom of Klah Royal Garment. We also live rurally, and try to minimise our trips to the courier. Normally we send things out between 2-10 days after your order is placed.
Return Policy
Quality guarantee Kingdom of Klah stands by the quality of its Official Royal Garments and warrants that it will replace or refund any defects in product brought to its notice within fifteen days after delivery of the Goods to the Buyer. Due to the hand-printed character of the product, each item will by nature be unique in print coverage, colour and print placement. Although the items will not be identical, quality control will still be strictly enforced by Kingdom of Klah. In the event a product is not up to expected standard it will be replaced at no charge, or if this is not possible, a refund will be provided.
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