The Royal Kingdom of Klah: a place of mysterious splendor, exotic beasts and curious tales.
Designed, screenprinted and written about by Klah's Royal Master Artist Nina van der Voorn
The Kingdom of Klah is an island of mysterious splendor, exotic beasts and curious tales, known for many things: their unbeatable walrus-riding team (possibly unbeatable as they are the only country to partake in the sport), their breed of native singing cats, several unusual national dishes such as “fresh fig and lettuce pie” and “eggs with egg jam”, and of course, the splendid natural scenery of the small island nation, from fierce snowcapped mountains to lakes with water and trees with leaves.
Since 2012 they have been releasing Official Royal Garments in celebration of their magnificent country. Each item has been designed and written about by the Kingdom’s Master Artist Nina van der Voorn, who lives halfway between the Kingdom of Klah, an estuary in the top of the South Island, and then sometimes Europe, because three halves make a whole in Klah. “Life is pretty klah-riffic”, she says.
Sir Cecil Slipperfoot has been the Ambassador of Klah for a number of years and is widely known in the Kingdom for his voluminous hair, splendid boots, and for the time he famously won the Klah National High Jump Championships while clad in a bejewelled bearskin. He is passionate about quality cotton garments that are produced in certified ethical conditions, and one day aspires to design and produce a line of cotton head-to-slipper bodysuits, called SLIPPERHEAD. At the moment he has to be satisfied with the quality garments Kingdom of Klah currently provides. "And I am stupendously satisfied with these", he says.
The Royal Master Artist
Our Policies
Terms & Conditions
The Royal Satisfaction Guarantee Wrong size / colour / a wandering eye for another character? Garments purchased from us online may be returned within 28 days of receipt, in exchange for another item of the same value. All exchanges must be unworn and returned in the same condition received in, within 28 days of receipt, including story cards. Buyer pays postage to return, we'll send you your replacement item for free. Please email [email protected] if you require an exchange.
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Shipping Policy
Timeframe Many of our treasures are made to order, so please check with us beforehand if you are in a hurry - on your way to a fancy ball perhaps, or being chased by a herd of ferocious, blazing eyed Walgentrotters, who can only be placated by the sight of a Kingdom of Klah Royal Garment. We also live rurally, and try to minimise our trips to the courier. Normally we send things out between 2-10 days after your order is placed.
Return Policy
Quality guarantee Kingdom of Klah stands by the quality of its Official Royal Garments and warrants that it will replace or refund any defects in product brought to its notice within fifteen days after delivery of the Goods to the Buyer. Due to the hand-printed character of the product, each item will by nature be unique in print coverage, colour and print placement. Although the items will not be identical, quality control will still be strictly enforced by Kingdom of Klah. In the event a product is not up to expected standard it will be replaced at no charge, or if this is not possible, a refund will be provided.
