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Bat Country Clothing

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Welcome to our store. We are a small T-Shirt brand established in a time before the era which you now refer to as "2013". When exactly that is cannot be pin-pointed at this time due to records lost in the great tragedy of not actually having any records and no recollection of when it was we first started.

We try to "keep it real" in the sense that most things in life generally are "real" except when MTV puts a bunch of crazy people in a house and plys them with alcohol.

We are strong believers in laughter being essential to enhancing quality of life - but that the best kind of laughter is the kind that comes from understanding and earning the right to laugh at something you indeed know to be funny.

In short - we prefer "Abstract" humour and parody.

We are slightly nerdy T-Shirt brand and this is our manifesto.

About Us

Hi!  If you haven't already read the home page you might not know that we are a small humour-themed clothing company.  I won't bore you with re-iterating that so if you have not read it you will just have to take my word for it.  I mean, seriously, just click the logo in the top left and go read - it really is some of our greatest written work.

All good?  Ok

Why humour?  Why clothing?  Well laughter can cure all ills, if people just laughed a bit more and did hateful things a bit less then the world would be just a bit more awesome.  As for clothes - well they provide a convenient means for expressing this ability to make people laugh.

BC Clothing was started in Auckland but moved to sunny Nelson and has thrived ever since.  Although we do not have a physical store at present - feel free to contact us; we can sometimes do special orders straight out of the Bat Cave.  You can also find us at The Nelson Markets on a Saturday - if we are not there, again check with us on the contact us page where we will probably give some lame excuse.

Our Policies

Terms & Conditions

Bat Country Clothing does not receive or hold your credit card details, your details are handled by Stripe and are only used when being transmitted to the appropriate credit card agency for processing. If paying by Internet Banking - Bat Country Clothing can not see any details regarding your bank account and even if we could we promise not to forward them onto the Nigerian Royal Family.

Privacy Policy

Privacy Policy
Privacy Policy

By using our website, you (the visitor) agree to allow third parties to process your IP address, in order to determine your location for the purpose of currency conversion. You also agree to have that currency stored in a session cookie in your browser (a temporary cookie which gets automatically removed when you close your browser). We do this in order for the selected currency to remain selected and consistent when browsing our website so that the prices can convert to your (the visitor) local currency

We realise the internet is serious business, so we wanted to assure you that we take every precaution necessary to ensure all your details are as safe as can be. We firmly believe in your privacy and the security of your personal information. Information entered on the site, whether it’s for an order or for the mailing list, is not sold, rented or distributed to anyone. All personal information is exchanged using SSL.

There are a few things that you need to know:

First, what we use the information for. We use it to process your transactions, to administer your account, deliver your order and we may also use it to promote and market our clothes (and other product lines).

Secondly, if you sign up to our mailing list via the order page or from our contact page, or our Facebook page – you will be presented the option to Opt-In to various marketing options. These options can be updated by you at anytime, you may also unsubscribe when you wish. Mailchimp handle our email marketing, their privacy terms can be found here.

Thirdly, we do use cookies on the site. That means we can do things like personalise the site for you and remember what you had in the cart before you had to quickly shutdown that browser window because you were getting your Wife that sweet Valenties Tee but she almost walked in and saw – don’t worry, we got you. The cookies are only used for good, not evil.

Anyway that's about it. We do change our privacy policy from time to time, so keep a look out for changes on our website. If you have any questions let us know!

Shipping Policy


Domestic - Within New Zealand:

Orders generally take 2-4 working days to leave the hanger. RD deliveries may take a few more parsecs. Our courier company is NZ Couriers, once your order has been shipped, we will send you a confirmation email, including a Track & Trace number for your package. If you have not received this email or your goods within 2-4 working days please contact us to let us know we are stink.

Please note: Deliveries are only made on working days, as its gets closer to christmas times might blow out a tad - this is out of my control unfortunately.

International - Outside of New Zealand:

Orders are processed via e-Ship, operated by NZ Post. These can sometimes take up to 20 working days to reach their destination and unfortunately do not come with a tracking ability so please be patient, I am looking into an alternative options for International Shipping at the moment.

Please note: Deliveries are only made on working days, as its gets closer to Christmas times might blow out a tad - this is out of my control unfortunately.

Return Policy

If for some reason you are not happy with your purchase you may return the garment/s within 7days of receiving it and we will offer either a credit or refund less shipping costs. The garment/s need to be in an unworn condition and still have all labels attached. Simply send us an email [email protected] quoting your name, reference number and reason for return. Any courier or postage charges are at your own expense.

"Unworn Condition" means you tried it on for like 5 minutes (without breaking it) and realised you just were not feeling it. It does not mean you ordered the shirt, wore it to a weekend long LAN party in the hopes of scoring some mad IRL street-cred then wished to return it because you need the money to pay board for the basement you currently reside in.
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